"OMG! You gave me a joygasm!" "...actually, there is a way...if all the little hellhounds clap their hands and say they believe in threads." "Oh, and it requires a soundproof room, because of all the noises, you know? We wouldn't want to get raided." "My minions and the green fat fairy don't think that's such a good idea...." "TICKLE TORTURE!! TICKLE TORTURE!!!!" "Are we gonna start covering gay porn? (that eric guy from the rants seems to be a closet case, no?)" "I just felt the need to share our stupidity and slowness with the rest of you..." "You colored his facial hair??? Pardon the Californian expression, but dude, that's harsh!" "My being a big klepto had absolutely nothing to do with it." "I'm beat. Someone go get Alexis Denisof so that I can lie down on him." "I showered three times today, so there." "I'll wait for you James. And by then, he'd have his hair grown back." "Okay guys, I hate to admit it, but we're boring." "Ok so was it me or was crazy Wes kinda sexy?" "Any Wes is sexy. Except for maybe 'Harry Potter hair' Wes." "Now, anyone who knows me knows I despise Colin Farrell with such a passion it could burn down hell." "How could John Travolta act so bad?"